My hero

**Yugguy** · 12th February 2013, 09:10

Didn't drop his chips.
Got his priorites right there.

EPIC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565

**michael_linford** · 12th February 2013, 09:24

What an absolute legend!!

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**HITFACTORY1403** · 12th February 2013, 12:53

L.O.L.

Got stabbed , but decided to go home and eat his chips before hospital .

**FIL 4822** · 12th February 2013, 17:21

Originally Posted by HITFACTORY1403

L.O.L.

Got stabbed , but decided to go home and eat his chips before hospital .

Because they'd be stone cold when he got back home the following day !!! Lol !

**Penfold101** · 12th February 2013, 17:27

From the way I read that, it's entirely his own account with no other witnesses. Probably just fell on his own screwdriver whilst working in the shed...

**MalcGSI** · 20th February 2013, 15:18

Not a hero any more

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029

**the_wave_rider** · 20th February 2013, 16:32

I fended off Chuck Norris wielding an octopus whilst singing a song from the Cheeky Girls. I disarmed him removed his testicles without touching him and never dropped the 15,000 balls I was juggling at the time.

I would just like to add during the attack my girlfriend text me to warn me Chuck Norris swinging an octupus can be very dangerous - what a coincidence!

**Penfold101** · 20th February 2013, 16:43

Originally Posted by Penfold101

From the way I read that, it's entirely his own account with no other witnesses. Probably just fell on his own screwdriver whilst working in the shed...