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    Default Healthy eating - my 4rse!

    Would you honestly take dietry advice from THIS women!




    Me and the misses watch "you are what you eat" every week and i've had enough of listening to that women...

    She looks ten years older than she is, pale, withered, drawn, undernurished, 3ft tall, she'll blow away in the wind, looks like she's had a stroke, weak, miserable, mardy and just generally UNHEALTHY!!!!!!!!!


    Don't get me wrong, i'm all for healthy eating and vegetable smoothies, but what is wrong with a balanced diet (i.e. meat and two veg?) and some flaming exercise!!!!!!!!!!


    Meassage to the fat people on the programme - stop being so lazy
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    Message to Gillian - have a burger!

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    This woman scares the life out of me!!! She is completely obsessed with everyones' poo!!!!!! What a nutter - she recently did an interview where she advised her favouritre item in her house was her new toilet with a special ledge to catch the poo so you can analyse it

    For God's sake!!!!

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    Yuk!
    I wonder what she would think of my lunch with a client today - the last part of the (posh Chinese) meal was......... stewed goose feet served on some brown jelly.


    Needless to say I didn't eat it and I later B*ll*cked seven bells out of our guy that did the ordering - turns out he didn't read the menu properly.
    You are what you eat? Athlete's foot with rice - where does that put us I wonder?

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    I had to sit next to a woman like her at my last job, absolutely obsessed with healthy eating to the extent she'd shout at me for eating chocolate and chrisps. She looked like c**p too. I'm totally conviced a healthy balanced diet with a bit of whatever you fancy in moderation, combined with exercise, is the key to looking good and being healthy and happy. Everybody who lives on mung beans, lentils and all this mega healthy rubbish seems to look terrible. My cousin's wife is a prime example, she used to be an attractive healthy woman as a veggie, but since then she's gone full vegan combined with a wheat and gluten free diet. She looks emaciated and ill now.

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    EXERCISE!!!

    Thats the word mate!!

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    have you seen the Dara O'briain dvd , where hes says if we are what you eat , she has eaten a shrew ,

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    Exactemundo...

    calories in > calories out = Weight gain
    Calories in < calories out = Weight loss

    It really is as simple as that!

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