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    Default Seems that I am strangely attracted....

    ... to Diesels !!!

    I drive a Diesel.
    My watch is a Diesel.

    .... and I've booked a sight test this Friday, so I can get a new pair of specs (for the Germany trip)... and guess what the chosen frame turns out to be....

    ... Diesel !!

    ....and I'm not even trying....

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post
    ... to Diesels !!!

    I drive a Diesel.
    My watch is a Diesel.

    .... and I've booked a sight test this Friday, so I can get a new pair of specs (for the Germany trip)... and guess what the chosen frame turns out to be....

    ... Diesel !!

    ....and I'm not even trying....
    Just as well Vx haven't got a model in the line up called the Enema or Tampax then isn't it?

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    ^^^^... Oh dear......

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    Just don't start drinking the stuff.

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    Can we guess the name of any future child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed taylor View Post
    Can we guess the name of any future child.
    Tea Spoons - of course

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    have u got the jeans?

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    Favorite TV programme ..... DIESEL & Pascoe ?


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Do Diesel do an aftershave...........I bet it smells a bit like fuel....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    Just as well Vx haven't got a model in the line up called the Enema or Tampax then isn't it?
    Naughty VV... anyway.... I'll be using Insignia.... no nasty smells on that car !!

    Vauxhall Enema VXRD... Hmmm... suppose Vauxhall could modify their VXR slogan to "Havya Asphalt"
    Last edited by spoons; 22nd January 2007 at 18:31.

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