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    So i'm driving, No. 1 wife is in the back along with No 1 grandchild.
    He is 8 months old and is in a rear facing child seat.

    She is singing 'The wheels on the bus go round and round...' to him as he is being a bit whingy.

    I'm prefering to listen to Planet Rock myself.

    So I think to myself that when she gets to 'the wipers on the bus go swish swish swish' I can operate the rear wiper and play my part in the song.

    So she goes:
    The wheels on the bus go round and round....
    The Doors on the bus go open and close....
    The people on the bus go bump bump bump...
    The babies on the bus go wah wah wah...
    The mums on the bus go shh shh shh.....

    Etc Etc Etc till the end.

    So then I say 'you didnt say the wipers on the bus go swish swish swish....'

    She says 'I left that bit out, after all he would'nt know what wipers are anyway'

    So I thought, what?? He knows what buses, automatic doors, large wheels and rock hard suspension is does he????

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