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    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that despite his 72 years, he could still have sex three times a night. Lulu, who was also a guest, was intrigued. After the show she approached him and said "Sean, If Ah'm no bein too forward. Ah'd love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So they go back to her place and have great sex.
    Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour and we can have even better shex. But while I'm sleeping, you'll have to keep both your hands on ma wullie."

    Lulu looks perplexed but says "O.K." Sean sleeps for half an hour, awakens and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, "Lulu that was wonderful but if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, you'll have tae hold ma wullie."

    Now used to the routine, Lulu complies. The results later are mind blowing. Once it's over and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks "Sean, tell me. Dis ma hodin' your wullie stimulate ye while you're sleepin'?
    Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glaswegian tart she stole my wallet.
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    Hada gid laff at thish wan ;-)

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