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[nicj]

I got sacked tonight for refusing to serve some girl who'd clearly had far too many already.

The fat bint complained to my McManager


A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a sh!t."


I went to see the doctor about my hearing loss and he gave me some medicine and told me to take two drops a day in my beer.

I've been doing it for 5 days now and I still haven't noticed any improvement.

[chewy71]

ha haa!!... last one excellent

[mmiajani]

Total random story of the week...
So I am visiting my sister and her son is getting chemistry homework help through an online tutor, so I am sitting on the couch next to my nephew while doing something on my laptop and my sister is cooking dinner.

Anyway the teacher is going through her last exercises with the kid and suddenly a young man appears behind her in boxers, he just passes by walking in the background drinking something and out of nowhere BELCHES so loud that the neighbors probably heard that!!!

Oh my goodness the poor woman was EMBARRASSED.

She suddenly said "pardon my son's manners please, he forgets I'm working in the living room"... seriously, I feel bad for the lady BUT OMG HAHAHAHA ,,, I had to move from the couch because I couldn't hold my laughter and my nephew plain exploded laughing in front of the camera

The nephew and I laughed a lot!