New bupa programme

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You're a sick senior citizen and the


government says they are going to sell


your house to pay for your nursing care.


So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older


a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to


shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent


to prison..... where you will get three meals

a day, a roof over your head, central heating,


air conditioning and all the health care

you need!


Need new teeth? No problem.


Need glasses? That’s great.

Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?


They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come

and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?


It’s the same government that just told


you that they cannot afford to pay for

your nursing care



And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians







while you are at it.





Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't


have to pay income tax.



Is this a great country or what?