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    Default New bupa programme

    You're a sick senior citizen and the

    government says they are going to sell

    your house to pay for your nursing care.

    So what do you do?

    Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older

    a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to

    shoot four Politicians.

    Of course, this means you will be sent

    to prison..... where you will get three meals

    a day, a roof over your head, central heating,

    air conditioning and all the health care

    you need!

    Need new teeth? No problem.

    Need glasses? That’s great.

    Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?

    They’re all covered.

    As an added bonus, your kids can come

    and visit you as often as they do now.

    And who will be paying for all of this?

    It’s the same government that just told

    you that they cannot afford to pay for

    your nursing care

    And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians

    while you are at it.

    Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't

    have to pay income tax.

    Is this a great country or what?
    Last edited by bobssignum; 17th January 2013 at 20:47.

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