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    Anyone fancy a quarter pounder? I've heard those tesco ones have a real kick, but the aldi ones are neigh good!


    *Apparently Tesco have just opened a brothel.
    They've been found selling whore's meat

    *I've just lost 8 pounds in 6 days on this new Australian wonder diet.........
    Norovirus, sh!tt!ng people thin since 2012.

    *"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."
    "I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."
    "It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    Anyone fancy a quarter pounder? I've heard those tesco ones have a real kick, but the aldi ones are neigh good!

    *Apparently Tesco have just opened a brothel.
    They've been found selling whore's meat

    *I've just lost 8 ponds in 6 days on this new Australian wonder diet.........
    Norovirus, sh!tt!ng people thin since 2012.

    *"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."
    "I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."
    "It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."


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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    *I've just lost 8 ponds in 6 days on this new Australian wonder diet.........
    Norovirus, sh!tt!ng people thin since 2012.
    Having had it, that's delightfully accurate.

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    Ha ha to the semen one! Pmsl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humourbash View Post
    Ha ha to the semen one! Pmsl
    I love that one. Made me giggle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    I love that one. Made me giggle.
    no comment nic hahaha it did make me laugh like

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    Brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    Anyone fancy a quarter pounder? I've heard those tesco ones have a real kick, but the aldi ones are neigh good!
    They gave me the trots.

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    Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers.

    So that's white rum, navy rum and Red Rum

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    you naughty girl nic, i must be sad i loved them all, anyhoo i tried the tesco burger but got a "bit" stuck in my teeth, i,ll get my coat

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