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    Ten Thoughts for 2007

    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
    which one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
    teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
    anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
    in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
    pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
    dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
    weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
    Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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    Well done. Too true.

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    Hilarious mate
    now i know why my wife keeps feeding me sandwiches
    i too must get out more
    Anthony

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    How true is number nine

    Anyway im off to chuck some food in the deep fat fryer. Back in a bit!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil_gl View Post
    Ten Thoughts for 2007

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
    anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
    The best!!!

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