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    Default Help with looking after my wife who has a touch of flu................

    It seems my wife has the flu so I need some advice on how best to cope.

    She has been demanding all sorts of things brought up to her in bed taking me away from my main job today of sitting about watching the TV and using the laptop to browse the internet.

    Now to try and reduce my trips upstairs I have taken the following upstairs and put them within reach:

    1.Entire contents of the medicine cabinet
    2.A large jug of water and glass
    3.Kettle,Coffee and mug
    4.Several boxes of tissues
    5.Mobile phone (cheeky cow called me to ask for something so deleted my number from her phone)

    She is now asking for something to eat so do I now move her bed and everything else down into the kitchen?

    Have I missed anything else?

    This "in sickness and health" lark is doing my head in

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    Ha ha ha ha roflmao quality!! Just take whole kitchen stuff to her. Write a nice note wishing her all the best in recovery, with a p.s, when u're feeling capable and better, you can bring all things back in its place. Only fair i did the bringing up, you do the bringing down.

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    Lol great. Me and the gf had a good chuckle with that.

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    Does she keep banging on the floor while you try and watch Wheeler Dealers - know the feeling

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    Its getting worse!

    In order to save her getting up and cooking my dinner I went to Tesco and got some ready meals, I asked if she wanted something first and was told there is no way she feels like eating. Get home to find that she does indeed want something to eat and likes the sound of my ready meals, arrgh. I must have left her mobile to far away from her in the bedroom, I have now taped it to her hand......

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    Brilliant...

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    Would this be any help, " I dont know what happened dear, you just fell asleep for 3 days".


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    Tell her to man up, it is only a little cold.
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    Just as well its only flu she has got and not Man Flu!!!

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    As Das said tell her to get up and get over it its not Man flu i think she is just trying to see how far she can go with this lol

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