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    Default Stopped by police @ 2am

    I was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where I was going at that time of night.

    I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,
    as well as smoking and staying out late."

    The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

    I replied, "That would be my wife."
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    Very good John I like it.

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    Magic, I have been missing those jokes John mate

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    Ahhhhhhh now I get it.......It was a joke LOL. I get these lectures all of the time..........

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    Just thought the place needed lightening up a wee bit. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Signum-Steve View Post
    Ahhhhhhh now I get it.......It was a joke LOL. I get these lectures all of the time..........

    Hehe, next time I get a similar lecture, I will laugh and applaud the lecturer.
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    Haha brilliant!.. for a moment there i thought it was a serious post...

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    My mate got stopped for speeding the other day. when asked why he was in such a hurry, he told the officer he was trying to get to the 24/7 hour garage before it closed.

    ps, shouldn't this be in the comedy section?

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