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    There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

    Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

    "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

    After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's 4rse.

    While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

    Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

    "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

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    Surely the old man would have realised that in fact these were not his guts but turkey giblets. Unless his rectal muscles were so week then it would have been near impossible for him to do this. You do not say if the giblets were frozen as this may have mad a difference.

    Surely he would have suspected his wife's sense of humour after all they as you have suggested live together for a long time. She had also made an earlier reference to this and I suspect that he would have quickly established his wifes intentions.

    Really pointless epsiode on his wife's behalf , yes her husband farted or passed wind as I suspect she does too. This means that she would have had to visit her local Turkey giblet supplier albeit a supermarket , local butcher e.t.c. The time she spent and the expense she went too to make her point I'm sure adding this time together would have lasted longer than the fart sound added together through-out thier relationship.

    Whilst you do not say if this story is true or an intentional attempt at a light hearted ditty. I find the the whole experience rather hard to believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza90000 View Post
    Whilst you do not say if this story is true or an intentional attempt at a light hearted ditty. I find the the whole experience rather hard to believe.
    The clues are in the Section that this 'ditty' is posted in

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    Yes I had established that but what was it Comedy , Humour or a Game...

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    You work it out!

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    One for Admin me thinks cos it were'nt Comedy or Humour and certainly I would suggest it was inappropiate for a game.


    DUNCAN

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    Well, maybe just not your type of humour then.

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    I recognise comedy & humour , however not on this occasion....

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