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    Default 50 shades of vx to get some milk!

    I turned the ignition on, I was greeted by the sound of six pots burbling away to a deep rumbling concerto of the V6 orchestra. This instantly gave me a feeling of powerful satisfaction. Knowing that the beast raging within was poised, ready, waiting for the slightest caress of my trainer clad foot. I then ever so slightly tickled my the Irmscher draped pedal down towards the deep pile of the carpet. The slow deep rumble became a little more urgent, the tone changing. Movement was achieved as I started rolling down the road. The further down the pedal went, the quicker the world flew passed my tinted window. The rumble became a roar as those six pots began to sing their song, filling their lungs full of air blasting out their powerful song. Faster, Faster, Faster the world flashed by flying past those 1.9's which clog the Highways. A huge smile began to grow. Bigger & bigger my smile grew as I realized I was in the place I was supposed to be. The plush leather gently warming my posterior. I was effortlessly wafted along this highway with the power and grace only the V6 can give.

    As the brake was depressed the song of the V6 began to lull, no longer a roar but deeper and deeper the voice became quieter & quieter, slower & slower. The song became a grumble the car rumbling deeper as we slowed to stop. The key now turned off to a deathly silence............ My Destination complete.

    Ooooohhhuurr missus....!

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    you really do have too much time on your hands lol

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    "Then the fuel light came on & the magnificent 1.9's made it with plenty of fuel to spare... & they all lived happily ever after.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrk View Post
    you really do have too much time on your hands lol


    Quote Originally Posted by JJ0063 View Post
    "Then the fuel light came on & the magnificent 1.9's made it with plenty of fuel to spare... & they all lived happily ever after.."
    So you live in a fantasy world too I forgot to add the bit which goes. flying past those 1.9's. (The ones with sewing machine engines which have a hair dryer strapped on the top) clogging up the highway. Yes you know the ones....The ones that brake at a moments notice littering the hard shoulders of Britain, like sweet wrappers which have been cast out of the passenger window.To numerous to count but to obvious to miss ...!

    I don't like the way this is going...I'm going to get hammered off the 1.9 ers! But its fun anyway!!

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    I like and that is coming from a mapped 1.9 .. ( though ive bigger brakes on mine ) but im sure a few others will not be as good . but as you say a bit of fun ,

    the vectra has gone , but not far away so ill still see it form time to time

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    Are you single?





    loved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happypostie View Post
    I like and that is coming from a mapped 1.9 .. ( though ive bigger brakes on mine ) but im sure a few others will not be as good . but as you say a bit of fun ,
    Yes, The those sneaky 1.9 mappers you can hear the engine screaming as you pass them zzeeeeeeeeee, like a tortured gnat screaming for dear life. You know, thoese ones with the larger brakes and twin exits. As you pass their tortured shell (which takes a little longer as their on steroids) you can almost hear the car shouting "I WANT TO BE A 3.2 YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS A V6 " Snigger, snigger"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cont1204 View Post
    Are you single?
    loved it.
    Your never single with a 3.2 V6.

    You'll never be rich either!

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    Very good Steve. Don't knock the 1.9's! Mine gets me "There" perfectly

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    Very good Steve. Don't knock the 1.9's! Mine gets me "There" perfectly
    Ty Nic. I would never Knock you or any machinery you use

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