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    Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up and gives Dr Watson a nudge.
    "Watson", he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see."

    "I see millions of stars, Holmes", says Watson.

    "And what do you conclude from that, Watson?"

    Watson thinks for a moment.
    "Well, astronomically it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potenitally billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Metereologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

    "That you're an idiot and someone has stolen our tent."
    "Doing a good job here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit, you get a warm feeling but nobody else notices"
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    It was also a well known fact that Homes and Watson were infact lovers. One night Homes was feeling a bit amourous and decided to show Watson a good time, so he had Watson drop his trousers and bend over the table.

    Quickly Homes, popped into the kitchen and came back with a jar of Lemon Curd, which he started to apply liberally to himself.

    This puzzled Watson and so he asked Homes what he was doing, the reply of course was.....

    "Lemonentry my Dear Watson"

    I will get my coat.

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