There's a clubfoot and a hunchback having a few ales one night.
"I'm pished so I'm off" says the hunchback.

He starts walking home. Along the way he's caught short so nips into the cemetary for a pee.

As he's peeing against a gravestone a large shadow rises up and looms over him.

"I'M BEELZEBUB! WHO SAID YOU COULD PEE ON MY GRAVE??!!!" He demands.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know" comes the reply
"YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY A PENALTY" says the shadow.
"I..I...I haven't got anything" the terrified hunchback says.
"WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK?" asks the shadow
"It's my hump" the hunchback tells him.
"GIVE IT HERE" says the shadow as a demonic arm reaches out and takes the hump off the hunchback. "NOW BEGONE!!"

The hunchback straightens up and quickly runs away, heading back to the pub.
He hurridly and excitedly tells his mate the clubfoot all about the incident.

"Ooh, maybe he'll get rid of my clubfoot" he says to the ex-hunchback.
"Good thinking" he replies, and then describes the gravestone location to the clubfoot. The clubfoot drags his way to the cemetary and finds the gravestone and starts to have a pee.

The shadow rises up and looms over him.
"I'M BEELZEBUB! WHO SAID YOU COULD PEE ON MY GRAVE??!!!" He demands.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know your darkship" says the clubfoot
"YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY A PENALTY" says the shadow.
"I haven't got owt" he tells the shadow.
"WHERE'S YOUR HUMP?" asks the shadow.
"I don't have one" says the clubfoot
"HERE... HAVE MINE" says the shadow as the demonic hand dumps it onto his back.