The key to a good marriage is an adventurous and exciting sex life. Just don't let your wife find out about it.

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady

Women are the only species known to man that can defy the laws of gravity. The more they weigh, the easier they are to pick up

Its quite ironic really that 'strap on' backwards spells 'no parts'