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    your mums so fat, when she fell down the stairs i thought it was eastenders ending on the tv

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    He he he!!!

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    Well that's a bit sizeism/fatisism (real words or have I just made them up?)

    Hehe did make me giggle

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    Your mum's so fat she has her own gravitational field

    Your mum's so fat you don't walk with her, more amongst her

    A couple of my faves

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    My dad was watching a news broadcast about Gaza, He was so shocked he dropped hezbollah cornflakes.







    Some men think that using a moisturiser after you've had a shave is a bit gay.

    I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft.

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    Your mum is so fat that she got on an aeroplane and only the wings took off!

    Your mums so fat, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol.

    My fave, your mums so fat jokes!

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    your mum is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

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    Your mum's so fat, she had to have her ears pierced so the kids could see the telly

    Your mums so fat your dad keeps burning his bum on the bedroom ceiling light when he get's it on with her

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    roll fatty its quicker

    lol

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