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    Default Would you marry again .

    Would You Marry Again?
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    > A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
    > looks over at him and asks the question....
    >
    > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
    > Again?"
    >
    > HUSBAND:
    > "Definitely not!"
    >
    > WIFE: "Why not?
    > Don't you like being married?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Of
    > course I do.."
    >
    > WIFE: "Then why
    > wouldn't you remarry? "
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Okay,
    > okay, I'd get married again."
    >
    > WIFE: "You
    > would?" (with a hurt look)
    >
    > HUSBAND: (makes
    > audible groan)
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > you live in our house?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Sure,
    > it's a great house."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > you sleep with her in our bed?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Where
    > else would we sleep?"
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > you let her drive my car?"
    >
    > HUSBAND:
    > "Probably, it is almost new."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > you replace my pictures with hers?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "That
    > would seem like the proper thing to do."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > you give her my jewelry?"
    >
    > HUSBAND: "No, I'm
    > sure she'd want her own."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > you take her golfing with you?
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Yes,
    > those are always good times."
    >
    > WIFE: "Would
    > she use my clubs?
    >
    > HUSBAND: "No,
    > she's left-handed."
    >
    > WIFE: --
    > silence --
    >
    > HUSBAND:
    > "****."
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    lol

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    VERY good!!!

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