He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. ....

Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out....

Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!...

I CANT park the ****ing car!

You do it you SMUG *******!"