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    Default Fifty shades of grey

    The missus bought a Paperback
    Down Pompey, Saturday,
    I had a peep into her bag;
    ...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
    Well I just left her to it,
    At ten I went to bed.
    An hour later she appeared;
    The sight filled me with dread…..

    In her left hand she held a rope;
    And in her right a whip!
    She threw them down onto the floor,
    And then began to strip.

    Well fifty years or so ago;
    I might have had a peek;
    But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
    She’s eighty four next week.

    Watching Doris bump and grind;
    Could not have been much grimmer.
    Things then went from bad to worse;
    She toppled off her Zimmer!

    She struggled up upon her feet;
    A couple minutes later;
    She put her teeth back in and…
    Said I must dominate her!!

    Now if you knew our Doris,
    You’d see just why I spluttered,
    I’d spent two months in traction
    For the last complaint I’d muttered.

    She stood there nude, naked like;
    Bent forward just a bit ….
    I thought what the hell,
    Stepped forward,
    And stood on her left tit!

    Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
    My god what had I done!?
    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    “Step on the other one”!!

    Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
    About what occurred that day.
    Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
    Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.

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