An apple, a banana and a p***s got into an argument one day.

The apple says sadly “I have the worst life ever. People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground.”

The banana says “You think thats bad? People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor.”

The p***s laughs. “You guys have it easy. You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up