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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!
    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck...Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
    She explained, "The egg timer's broken.

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    Brilliant!!!

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    Lmao

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    excellent!!!

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    awesome.....

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    Hahaha class

    Sent from my Nokia 3310

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