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    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
    there for a number of years when he came home one
    day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible
    compulsion. He had an urge to stick his ***** into the
    pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex
    ...
    therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too
    embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion
    on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home
    absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that
    something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?"
    she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had
    this tremendous urge to put my ***** into the pickle
    slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did."
    "My God, Bill, what happened?"

    "I got fired."
    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh...she got fired too."

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    I had the same problem with the old dishwasher a few years ago......

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