A guy goes to the council for a job.
Interviewer asks 'Are u allergic to anything?'
'Yes, caffeine', he says.
'Are you disabled in anyway?'
'Yes', he replies, 'I was in the army & a bomb exploded near me & blew my testicles off'.
Interviewer - 'Ok your hired. Hours are 8 till 3 but you can start at 10 everyday'.Guy asks 'why 10?' Interviewer- 'this is a council job, 1st 2 hours we stand drinking coffee & scratching our testicles so no point you coming in!