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    Thirteen Things That Take Over 50 Years To Learn


    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    1. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
    2. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
    4. You should not confuse your career with your life.
    5. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
    6. Never lick a steak knife.
    7. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
    8. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
    9. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
    10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
    11. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
    12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
    13. Your friends love you anyway.


    Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Orka The Porka View Post
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.



    .....

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    "Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."

    That's me sorted then!!

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    Very good lol

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    There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.


    This is just fat pants... MAKE A FUSS!!!!!

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    PMSL!! Some excellent ones in that list!!!

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    Many a true word.......

    Phil

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    Some good ones there !!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

    But its my birthday today! boohoo

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