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    He said to me . ... .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
    I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?



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    He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing


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    He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    I said to him . ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



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    He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.



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    He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.



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    He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    I said to him. . .. A widow.


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    He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
    I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed..

    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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    Hehehe

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    LOL i had to hi light them as i use the dark style but still funny but not all is true lol

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    I started chatting to a girl at the bar, "You know, I would love a **** in the toilets before my wife gets here, what do you say?"

    "I say stick your f*ck glasses on, you drunken tw*t!" replied my wife.!

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    An innocent Irish girl says "My hands are freezin"
    Her mum replies "Put em between your legs, that'll warm em up" Next day she's with her boyfriend. He says "My hands are freezin" so she says, "Put em between my legs, it'll warm em up"
    Then he says "My ***** is frozen"

    Later the girl asks her mum, "Have you ever heard of a *****?" Mum says "Yes, why?"
    Daughter replies, "Don't they make a f*cking mess when they defrost!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by john norris View Post
    An innocent Irish girl says "My hands are freezin"
    Her mum replies "Put em between your legs, that'll warm em up" Next day she's with her boyfriend. He says "My hands are freezin" so she says, "Put em between my legs, it'll warm em up"
    Then he says "My ***** is frozen"

    Later the girl asks her mum, "Have you ever heard of a *****?" Mum says "Yes, why?"
    Daughter replies, "Don't they make a f*cking mess when they defrost!"
    p e. n n i s is moderated ?

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    I walked into my house to find my wife had gone and a note nailed to the wall. 'We have ur wife, if u want to see her alive we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call'.

    They weren't f*cking joking about being determined.... i've had 36 missed calls from them now!!

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    As my wife came out of our new shower, I asked "was it hot?"

    "It was almost as hot as that blowjob I gave you last night," she replied with a wink.

    "Okay," I sighed, "I'll call the plumber and and get it fixed later."

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