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    Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
    A: You have to hollow out the head.

    Q: Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
    A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

    Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
    A: It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.

    Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
    A: To see what was on the other side.

    Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
    A: Frosted flakes.

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
    A: She missed.

    Q: What do you call it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
    A: Data transfer.

    Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
    A: Because she read that one child out of every four born is Chinese.

    Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
    A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.

    Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
    A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

    Q: Why are Asians so smart?
    A: No blondes.

    Q: What is the biggest advantage to marrying blonde?
    A: You get to park in the Handicapped Zone
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    Ventriloquist & the Blond

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Kentucky. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts yelling at the top of her lungs: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

    What makes you think you can stereotype me that way? What does the color of my hair have to do with my worth as a human being? It's jerks like you who keep me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching my full potential, all because you and your kind perpetuate discrimination against blondes; all in the name of humor!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde rips his head off, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that pip-squeak runt sitting on your knee!"



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    Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent,"

    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."



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    A brunet was on a railroad tracks jumping up and down while chanting, "42, 42, 42, 42..."

    A blonde came and asked, "Hey, can I jump with you?"

    "Sure!" The brunet said. So, they're both jumping up and down and chanting, "42, 42, 42, 42..."

    The train comes. The brunet gets off the tracks while the blonde stays on and gets run over.

    The brunet gets back on the track after the train has passed and starts chanting, "43, 43, 43, 43..."


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    Two blondes are doing a crossword.

    One says, "Flightless bird from Iceland, six and seven letters?"

    The second blond says, "That's easy, frozen chicken, stupid!"

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    Quality poor blonds lol

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