Last edited by marc vectra sri; 10th July 2012 at 13:30.
Loved the neighbour and hedge and where do I get a truck like that!
I want a cider truck like that mmmmmmOriginally Posted by John Bishop
The garden bush one is good , but i think it is photo shop because it has no shadow like the man and fence .
Plus the " Ten Facts About You " one , says at the end , there are only meant to be ten facts as it ends at number 12 , but the trick has already omitted 2 facts , so it really has got ten .
Some good one there , cheers .
My wife wanted to go to the Jeremy Kyle show for her birthday
So I've sorted it out.....
I've got her sister pregnant.
Paddy says to murphy 'why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?" murphy says "you thick ****! If they fell forward they would still be on the boat!!"
I've just broken the sound barrier! Or as the Police called it,The wifes jaw.
Prince Charles goes for walk every nite after dinner, he passes a hooker, she asks "Do you want business ?" He says £5 she says £150, so he carries on walking.This goes on for 4days. On the 5th day Camilla decides to join him, as they approach the hooker Charles averts his gaze to avoid any embarrassment, as they pass by the hooker shouts "See what you get for a fiver ya tight *******" !
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