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    Default Peter Kay's Wise Words...

    "Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."

    "At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."

    "One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."

    "Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."

    "You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."

    "Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."

    "The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."

    "Old women with mobile phones look wrong."

    "Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."

    "There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."

    "You never know where to look when eating a banana."

    "Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan."

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    At Scottish parties, somehow there is always Tennants Sweetheart Stout left - no one drinks it, so who brought it?

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    "There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."
    Tell me about this one as most of the time it's inside a customers dash board & usually the phone is out of reach

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    Why do people lean forward when switching on thier ignition in the car and lean back to drive.. Unless ya woman who the close you can get your chest to the wheel the better. (A bit sexest I know)

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