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    Default Missionary in Native American village

    Believe it or not, I found this quoted as a parable in one of Tom Clancy's Net Force books.

    Missionary arrives at native American village, is welcomed. Wants to start by teaching english, Chief agrees, so they take a slow walk around the village.
    They pass a dog, the missionary points and says "dog". The Chief nods and repeats "dog"
    They pass a cooking fire. The missionary points and says "fire". The Chief nods and repeats "fire".
    They pass a teepee, and behind it are a naked couple making love. The missionary is embarrassed, so he points and says "man riding bicycle".
    The chief looks, unslings his bow, draws an arrow and shoots the man in the back of the head, killing him instantly.
    The missionary is horrified, and asks the Chief why he killed the man.
    Chief replies "man riding my​ bicycle"

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