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    Default Aint it hell getting old

    4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a
    nursing home.
    About then an old Grandpa walked in.
    One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying,

    'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

    The old man said,

    'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

    One of the old Grandmas said,

    'Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can
    tell your exact age.'

    Embarrassed just a little,

    but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he
    dropped his drawers.

    The Grandmas asked him to first turn around

    a couple of times & to jump up & down several times.

    Then they all piped up & said, 'You're 87 years old!'

    Standing with his pants down around his ankles,

    the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

    Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear,

    all 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison--

    'We were at your birthday party yesterday
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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