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    Default Do you want to give more than 100%?

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? Is YOUR boss always asking you for more than 100%? What makes over 100% in life?

    Here's how it works:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So forget hard work and knowledge - it's attitude and bullsh*t that will take you there.

    But how about this one:
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So if you really want to make a hit with management you now know how to score over 100%

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    Lol

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    Pmsl thats a good one lol

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