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    Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship, they all drowned.

    Next thing they know is they are standing before St Peter.

    First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St Peter shook his head sadly. 'I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much you even married a woman called Penny'.

    Then came the second straight guy. 'Sorry, can't let you in either. You loved food to much. You loved to eat so much you even married a woman called Candy'.

    The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, ' It doesn't look good Dick'

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    Ha ha that's proper mate

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    Haha but Dick not in swear filter lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by marc vectra sri View Post
    Haha but Dick not in swear filter lol
    It will be now

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    But but but it's short for Richard lol

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