First Parachute Jump

[John Bishop]

Bob was telling Jim about his first parachute jump.
'When I got to the door, I couldn't jump. The 6'9'' black instructor unzipped his fly and dropped out a 15'' c**k and says 'If you don't jump, you're gonna get this right up your arse'.
Jim asked, 'Did you jump?'
Bob replied, 'A bit when it first went in!!'

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[chewy71]

tis funny this but think it's a re-post!

[John Bishop]

Apologies if it is chewy