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    A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore rectum so he goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper "Nah then does tha sell arse cream" the shopkeeper replies "aye lad we do does tha want a magnum or a cornetto ? "

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    I don't get it???

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    Say "icecream" with a northern accent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian-Highlander View Post
    Say "icecream" with a northern accent
    I think it's cos Wilko comes from the same town as the man with the sore arse,.. unless it him in the joke?!.... =o/

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigWilko View Post
    I don't get it???
    You won't be needing any cream then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian-Highlander View Post
    Say "icecream" with a northern accent



    Quote Originally Posted by chewy71 View Post
    I think it's cos Wilko comes from the same town as the man with the sore arse,.. unless it him in the joke?!.... =o/


    ARSE???? swear filter's ******* broken???

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