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    Default The inland revenue

    The Inland Revenue have sent my tax return back with a request that I amend an answer.

    In response to question four, "How many dependants do you have ?" I replied:
    Two million, one hundred thousand illegal immigrants, one million, one hundred thousand drug addicts, four million, four hundred thousand unemployable scroungers,
    nine hundred and one thousand convicts in over eighty-five prisons, and six hundred and fifty idiots in Parliament.

    Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.



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    Me? Lol

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    LOL

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    LMAO, nicked for use on other forums...
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    so funny it's true!!!

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    What chewy said lol

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