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    Since we're into silly season...I used to love lymericks and had a vast amount in me head for various occasions. The grey matter has discarded most of it now but these still stick in me head. Typical me they are at the ruder end of the spectrum...so appologies in advance:

    There once was a man from Cape Horn
    who wished he'd never been born
    He wouldn't have been
    if his daddy had seen
    the end of his rubber was torn

    There once was a girl from Crewe
    who said as the vicar withdrew
    The bishop is quicker
    thicker and slicker
    and two inches longer than you.

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    who d1ck was long he could suckit
    he said with a grin
    as it tickled he chin
    if my ear was a ****** i could F**k it

    Anybody else got any good'uns?

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    There once was a young girl from Ealing
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She lay on her back
    To examine her crack
    And pi55ed on the dining room ceiling.


    Taxi for paul?.....

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