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    Default Traffic Wardens Funeral

    As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral a voice from inside screams 'I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!'

    The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters

    'Too ****ing late pal, the paperworks already done!'

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    archaeologists have found a mummy who had been coated in chocolate and nuts, then wrapped in gold foil....

    early reports are that they have found pharoah roche.

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