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    Skinny white guy gets into a lift and looks up at this huge black guy.
    Black guy says 'before you ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20 inch dick and each ball weighs 3lbs. Turner Brown.
    At which point the skinny white guy faints. When he is resuscitated he asks the black guy to say that again.
    The black guy repeats his stats and says my name is Turner Brown.

    Thank **** for that says the skinny white guy. I thought you said 'TURN AROUND!'

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    lmfao

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