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    Default We were a bit Early!

    My Sister txt me on Monday to tell me that our uncle had died and that his funeral was on Friday (today).

    I hate funerals at the best of times but it will happen to us all one day.

    Anyway I get round to pick my sister up nice and early, get to the crematorium 30mins early so decide to go for a drive around.

    Get back and park at 2pm ...... 15mins before it was due to start.
    Walked up to the chapels to see which one he was due to be in ........

    Hmmmm....................... His name was not on there!!!!! OMG!!! Are we at the wrong Crematorium I thought "check your phone" I told her!!!
    There was no way we were going to make it to the other side of town in 15mins!

    She makes a phone call ......................... Next Friday!!!
    What a dumbass!!

    All dressed up and nowhere to go! Felt like doing a bit of funeral crashing but decided to go out for lunch instead. She paid!!!

    Looks like same time next week!!

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    Pmsl. Should have crashed another one. They'll wonder what you're upto when you start turning up every week. Sorry to hear about ya uncle

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    Sorry to hear bout your uncle - blame your sister for the wrong date

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    He was 86 he had a good innings bless him.

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