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    rolleyes What makes 100%

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    But what makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    are represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
    98%

    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
    96%

    But ,


    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
    100%

    And,


    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
    103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
    118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
    Attitude will get you there, its theBull****andAss Kissing that will put you over the top.




    Now you know why some people are where they are!





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    Quality!!

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    That is fantastic!

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    Too true.

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