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    Default Bingo


    A young girl l leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London.

    She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat.
    Wow,' says her mother. 'That's a lovely soft coat your wearin' an' it looks so expensive.

    Where did ye get that?'

    The young replies, "I won it at the bingo. Don't they have wonderful prizes in London?'

    When the weekend's over, The young returns to the bright lights, but she's back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large diamond ring.

    Same exchange with Mom...same 'Won it at bingo!'

    The young girl returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's back. This time she's sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace with matching bracelet and earrings. She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in bingo.

    Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up. When she gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot water in the bathtub. The young girl, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls downstairs,'Mom! didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's only a quarter inch of water in the tub!'

    'Indeed there is, me darling,' replies her Mom. 'But we don't want you getting your bingo card wet now, do we?'

    You can never fool Mom.
    Last edited by splott; 23rd April 2012 at 14:54. Reason: wrong title

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