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    Default Old lady

    Defence Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?


    Old Lady:

    I am 94 years old.


    Defence Attorney:

    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?


    Old Lady:

    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.


    Defence Attorney:
    Did you know him?


    Old Lady:

    No, but he sure was friendly.


    Defence Attorney:

    What happened after he sat down?


    Old Lady:

    He started to rub my thigh.


    Defence Attorney:
    Did you stop him?


    Old Lady:

    No, I didn't stop him.


    Defence Attorney:

    Why not?


    Little Old Lady:

    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago..


    Defence Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Old Lady:

    He began to rub all over of my body.


    Defence Attorney:

    Did you stop him then?


    Old Lady:

    No, I did not stop him.


    Defence Attorney:

    Why not?


    Old Lady:

    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
    I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defence Attorney:

    What happened next?


    Old Lady:

    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down
    and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! '

    Defence Attorney:

    Did he take you?


    Old Lady:

    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
    And that's why I shot him, the little *******.

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    Loool

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    *Giggles* love it

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