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    Default Banned from Sainsburys

    Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local
    Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal
    pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had
    a dog.

    What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have
    little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
    starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t,
    because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I
    woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
    and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat
    one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
    complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
    mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
    enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    food poisoned me I told her no,
    I ran across the road to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard.
    I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

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    quality

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    hahahahahahahaaa

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    Very good.......... Its usually the check out staff that ask questions like that in Sainsbury's. I think there trained to ask

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    pmsl

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    Haaaaha

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    LOL - I hope that is a true story thats helerious

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    Magic!!! love it

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    Please be a true story!!!!

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