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    Take notice before you read anymore! Some viewers may find the following offensive so if your easily offended then dont look but if your not then deek at these...

    Hillary met Gary in the pub after work. She downed a whole pint of Guiness in one go. "Mmm that was just like your dick!" She smiled.
    "What?" He chuckled, "Really tasty?"
    "No," she laughed, "It didn't touch the ****ing sides.


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    Barman says to Paddy "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" lookin puzzled Paddy says "Why the **** would l want two empty glasses?"
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    Very good lol

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    Ha ha

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    Its a cracker!!

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    likey like
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    Hillary met Gary in the pub after work. She downed a whole pint of Guiness in one go. "Mmm that was just like your dick!" She smiled.
    "What?" He chuckled, "Really tasty?"
    "No," she laughed, "It didn't touch the ****ing sides."
    Not sure who this says more about Gary or Hilary
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    Hehehehe nice one Nic they're good!!

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