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    A conversation in Heaven

    SYLVIA:
    Hi! Wanda.

    WANDA:
    Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

    SYLVIA:
    I froze to death.

    WANDA:
    How horrible!

    SYLVIA:
    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
    and finally died a peaceful death.
    What about you?

    WANDA:
    I died of a massive heart attack.
    I suspected that my husband was cheating,
    so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself
    in the den watching TV.

    SYLVIA:
    So, what happened?

    WANDA:
    I was so sure there was another woman
    there somewhere that I started running
    all over the house looking. I ran up into
    the attic and searched, and down into the
    basement. Then I went through every closet
    and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
    until I had looked everywhere, and finally
    I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
    with a heart attack and died.

    SYLVIA:
    Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
    ---we'd both still be alive.


    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    very good!!

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