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    THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

    It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
    female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
    true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
    it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
    girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
    middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
    take her eyes off him.

    The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
    directly toward her. (As men will.)

    Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
    over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
    that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00...on one
    condition.'

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
    replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
    words.'

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
    removed a £20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
    hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
    slowly and meaningfully said:









    'Paint my house.'

    (YOU GO, GIRL!)
    Money well spent!!!!


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    lol, unexpected punchline there

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    Haha

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