in the beginning was the "Plan".

and then came the "Assumption"

and the "Assumption" were without form.

and the "Plan" was without substance.

and the darkness was upon the face of the "Workers"

and they spoke amongst themselves saying, "It's a crock of sh#t and it stinks!!..."

and the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "it's a pail of dung and we cannont live with the smell".

and the Supervisors went unto their Managers , saying "it is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

and the Managers went unto their Directors , saying "it is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by it's strength"

and the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another, "it contains that which aids in plant growth and it is very strong"

and the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "it promotes growth and it is very powerful"

and the Vice Presidents went to the President saying unto him, "this new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."

and the President looked upon the plan and saw that it was "good".

and the plan became "policy"........

and this is how sh#t happens!!!...