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    Nicked this from another Forum,but it did make me laugh out loud so thought i'd share it.


    A long haired Scouser walked into the local "Job Center" office
    to sign on. He marched straight up to the
    counter and said,
    'Hi.! You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd really rather have a job.'

    The girl behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
    excellent, Sir..' 'We have just received a job opening from a
    very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
    beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012
    Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
    Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
    expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

    This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
    your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is
    in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.. A two-bedroom
    loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located
    above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the
    salary is £200,000 a year. '

    The Scouser plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're having me at it"

    The Job Center girl replied, " Yeah, well. . you started it!"

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    im a scouser and find these funny as hell lol loveit

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    Haaaaha wicked

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